Also, Not a Bad Way to Start Off the Year...

"I am Shiva the destroyer, your harbinger of doom this evening."

If you don't know what the title to this post refers to, just click here. I had no idea this blog is over a year old... I guess I can just blame my sporadic posting habits.

Oh well, here's to a lovely 2010! I wish all of you readers out there (if there are any) a very happy and prosperous new year!

I should probably make some kind of new year's resolution to blog more often... Nah.

-Cigarettes

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I Was Born in Japan

(I love this movie so much, I just had to pick more than one quote from it.)

"I wonder what she looks like. I bet she's skinny. She probably is. She's skinnier'n me and prettier too. Now I'll hate her. Oh, I can't wait!"

"All I really want is for Johnny to love me like he did in high school."

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Let the Sunshine In

"We went to Tijuana, Mexico, you know? And we thought it would be fun, you know, to go to a show. Everybody says you gotta check out one of these shows. And... it's a woman fuckin' a horse. We get there and we think it's gonna be awesome and... it is not as cool as it sounds like it's gonna be. It's kinda gross."

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Perhaps We Can Obtain Another?

"Has your mind become as decrepit as your face Empusa? You speak as if such things are freely available."

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I'll Have the Chateau Cheval Blanc

"Uh, I don't know, I don't know. Um, it's a hard grape to grow, as you know. Right? It's uh, it's thin-skinned, temperamental, ripens early. It's, you know, it's not a survivor like Cabernet, which can just grow anywhere and uh, thrive even when it's neglected. No, Pinot needs constant care and attention. You know? And in fact it can only grow in these really specific, little, tucked away corners of the world. And, and only the most patient and nurturing of growers can do it, really. Only somebody who really takes the time to understand Pinot's potential can then coax it into its fullest expression. Then, I mean, oh its flavors, they're just the most haunting and brilliant and thrilling and subtle and... ancient on the planet."

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What's So Funny 'Bout Peace, Love and Understanding?

"Can you keep a secret? I'm trying to organize a prison break. I'm looking for, like, an accomplice. We have to first get out of this bar, then the hotel, then the city, and then the country. Are you in or you out?"

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Being Annette

"I've lived in the theatre since I was a kid, what I don't know about acting isn't worth knowing. Now, you may be 20 years old and just beginning, but I think you're a genius. You've got magnetism, but no idea how to use it. You have to grab the audience by the throat and say "Now, you buggers, you pay attention to me!" and remember this, when you're on the stage acting, theatre is the only reality, everything else, the world outside, what civilians call the real world, is nothing but fantasy and I bloody well won't let you forget it."

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Not a Bad way to Start Off the New Year

"Sit here and behave yourself."

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